Larry Turns 90

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I wrote a song and performed it at a 90-year-old's birthday

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Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth
back when global freezing was a thing
you helped noah build his ark
before the wise men knew what to bring



when madonna was like a virgin
before lucy was ever loved
when gene kelly sang on dry land
That's when you were born



god said let there be light
and larry flipped the switch
when it comes to getting older
he's got quite a niche





If you plan to live forever
so far you're doing swell
you probably found youth's fountain
i'm sure you'll never tell


you've been to 90 of these things by now
Only God knows how
if i had a dime
for every time
i'd almost have a hundred bucks
if you thought that math was solid
you're probably getting older too
writing this song is probably the most offensive thing i'll ever do

credits

from A Summer of Bullshit, released July 16, 2012

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an 18-year-old girl that makes music for herself

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